Friday, September 20, 2013

Mystery Solved

I have found the cause of my mystery headaches and I can't believe it. My birth control! Or rather, getting off my birth control. I don't know why I didn't jump to that conclusion from the get go -It probably has to do with the fact that I was actually sick right before that. So I'm not pregnant yet, and I don't have a brain tumor...both good outcomes I think. I just can't believe I have never heard anything about that before....hormone withdrawl. It explains why it's felt like alcohol withdrawl (i.e. hangover) my vagina was going through withdrawals!

 I have a vagina hangover.

The good thing is now that I have self-diagnosed my vagina with a hangover I can start treating it appropriately....with chinese food, sappy movies and water (just kidding!) I don't really know how one would treat a hungover vagina but isn't the image that pops into your head pretty amusing. I imagine my vagina slumped over a couch, binging on bacon-egg-cheese bagels and popping Alka-Seltzer. I just wish my obviously confused vagina would leave my head alone...sneaky bitch.

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